Headline

Headline Jokes

Woman

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

I suppose that was a fair compromise!

Toddler

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.

Time

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Fabric

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.