Haw jokes
How do mountains see? They peek.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
