Haw jokes
How do mountains see? They peek.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
