Haw jokes

How do mountains see? They peek.

Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

A. Because he has excellent string theory.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.