Haw jokes

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

How do mountains see? They peek.

Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

A. Because he has excellent string theory.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.