Hatchet jokes
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Community talk
Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more