Hatchet jokes
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Community talk
Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more