Harrison jokes

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

Harrison

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

Oh, neither did he.