Handicapped Person

Handicapped Person jokes

Trump

  • Trump should be grateful for DEI.

    How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

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  • President

  • A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

    And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

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  • Handicap

  • What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

    Orphan

  • A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

    Race

  • I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

    Gravity sure is fast.

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