Handicapped Person jokes

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.