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What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his p.... inside Princess Leia for the first time? – Because it was Luke warm.

There’s this SS guard named Hans, and he’s working in Auschwitz. He walks into the mess hall, and then the kitchen because he smells something cooking. He finds his friend Riener there, eating something, and Hans ask him “Hey Riener, what are you eating”. In which he reply’s saying “A dead Jewish Baby” and Hans looks at him with shock saying “WTF! Why would you do that you cannibal!”. Riener then says “Well what was I supposed to do?! It just popped right out of the oven!”

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