Han jokes
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
