Gynaecology jokes

An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.

Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!

Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.

Doctor: I didn’t.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.