Gulf Of Oman jokes

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

what is the fastest country? iran.