Guantanamo Bay jokes
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
