Groundhog Day jokes

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

My day started out great until I woke up.