Greenback jokes

What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.