Greenback jokes
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.