An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
