Greasy

Greasy jokes

McDonald's

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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  • Woman

    Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

    A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

    Memes

    Woman

    Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

    Brothel

    What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

    They’re both full of greasy chicks.

    Woman

    What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

    By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

    Forehead

    Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

    I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

    Community

    hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more