Greasy jokes

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

They’re both full of greasy chicks.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Landing Greasy Grove.

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.