Slick jokes

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.