Slick

Slick Jokes

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.