Grand Theft Jokes

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?

What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-

Grand Theft Otter!