Grand Theft jokes

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-

Grand Theft Otter!

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].