Grand Theft jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
