What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].