Grampa jokes

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.