Graduate Student jokes

Teacher

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I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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  • Student

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    A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

    The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

    The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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  • Assignment

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    My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

    I answered, "Happy."

    The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

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    Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

    NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more