Gossip jokes

1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, I shouldn't spread it.

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.