RoastZ6 years ago1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
ButterAnonymous6 years agoHave you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
ButterYour Mom7 years agoI heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.