Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning how are you today
Good morning? Goodbye!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
