My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Golden Jokes
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
