Gloss jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...