Gloss jokes

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...