Global event jokes

China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’