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Lesbian

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Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Wife

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Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Stalking

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

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