Ginger Snap jokes

When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.