Gigabyte jokes

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.