Ghost Town jokes

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.