Gets picked

Gets picked jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?

The flowers actually get picked.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.