Gets picked

Gets Picked Jokes

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.

teacher: students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house. student one orphan: I don't have any. student 2: what is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner. student one orphan: what! student 2: the prisoner gets picked.