Geriatrics jokes

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.