Geriatrics jokes

Grandma

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I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

Man

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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

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  • Wheelchair

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    Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.