Geriatrics jokes

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."