Geometry Teacher jokes
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 馃グ馃グ馃グ
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I鈥檓 not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
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"there was an activity we were supposed to do today, but i didn't want to do the activity"-my geometry teacher i love this class