Gaming jokes
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I love playing games with my family.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Games
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Games are fun.
Awesome, amazing game!
I love playing games.
Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Fun game to get.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.