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What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."

Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?

Me playing a game...

What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.

Like if that was good.

Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.

Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.

Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.

Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.

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    • Adopted kid:

    Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

    Alex:

    Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

    Adopted kid:

    OK, dad Alex.

    Alex:

    Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

    Adopted kid:

    I’m so glad I have a mom.

    Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...

    My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

    I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.