Gaming jokes
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I am Mario's brother.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?