Gaming Consoles jokes

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Gaming with the gaming controller.

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.