Gaming Consoles jokes

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"