Gaming Consoles jokes

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.