Furnishing jokes

Lesbian

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How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

IKEA

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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Community talk

You will be warmly welcomed and shown around a little in the new world for you. Shortly afterwards the man takes you to a small house that is furnished with many glowing objects. He tells you that you must first learn a job of your choice before you are trained to become a warrior. What work does he offer you and which will you choose? (Of course it also depends on which portal you chose in the last post)