Furnishing jokes
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Community talk
You will be warmly welcomed and shown around a little in the new world for you. Shortly afterwards the man takes you to a small house that is furnished with many glowing objects. He tells you that you must first learn a job of your choice before you are trained to become a warrior. What work does he offer you and which will you choose? (Of course it also depends on which portal you chose in the last post)