Furnishing jokes
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Community talk
You will be warmly welcomed and shown around a little in the new world for you. Shortly afterwards the man takes you to a small house that is furnished with many glowing objects. He tells you that you must first learn a job of your choice before you are trained to become a warrior. What work does he offer you and which will you choose? (Of course it also depends on which portal you chose in the last post)