Fructose jokes

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.