Fructose jokes

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.