Friedrich Engels jokes

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.