Friedrich Engels jokes

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.