Freshwater Fish jokes
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.