Frends jokes
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Gotta loe the feeling of depression feling empty and incomplete but iidk what might help complete me ik its not death but idk what in life i want no more haven't felt lke this for a long time don't guess who i am not gonn confirm nor deny all of yall know me but thas al im saying about meself i j wish i coud love others lke the way my frends love me" oh wait i barly have any friends cuz im a complete fuckup i rlly wish i was someone different ig thats it