Frends jokes

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

What goes moo? Cow.

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Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Friends are like penguins.

If you stab a penguin, they die.

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

Give a like if I have no friends.