Flippy jokes

Boomerang

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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  • Frog

    What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

    A frog in a blender.

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  • Reader

    You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.

    Flamingo

    My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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  • Community

    I am making a second series of the WJE Pokémon, it’ll be posted soon, maybe next week? I dunno, I got stuff I gotta do lol. If it’s not posted by next weekend, remind me, I may have forgotten. In the meantime, check out series one! So far for series two we have Tot, Virgo, Ry, Flippy Paws, and possibly Fletcher, I also may redo some series one cards. Not sure, we’ll see.

    Jassy?Scooter?Sheluvme?BigDaddyMal?Seth?Chxl?Jake?Flepard?Kid?Rere?Dagger?Chexy?ILoveMyGirlfriend?Chriss?TheUprisingOfHell?Toast?Angel_Izzy?Gru?Amyyy?Flippy?