Flathead jokes
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.