Flatbed jokes

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

Flat Earthers