Flatbed jokes

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.