Flashcard jokes

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Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.