Flashcard jokes

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I put the sexy in dyslexia.