Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)