Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
Girl:Can we visit Grandma this weekend Mother: Sure five year old: Look mommy! Two People and they're wearing rope necklaces!
