Five Dollar Bill jokes

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.