Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
