Fetus Deletus jokes
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.