Fatty Jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals

(Just a joke she's probably kind)

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.