Fatter

Fatter jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Mama

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Mom

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Mama

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Mom

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Diet

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Bar

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Fat

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Hairline

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Mama

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.