Fatter jokes

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?