Fat Hen jokes
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
